How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
Why do ducks have tails?
To hide their butt-quacks!
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey
But then I turned myself around.
What do lawyers wear under their pants?
Briefs.
Why shouldn’t you play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
How do lumberjacks know how many trees they’ve cut down?
They keep a log.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
I’ll let you know what comes first.
Why did the financial planner quit his job?
He was losing interest.
Why aren’t kids allowed to see pirate movies?
They’re all rated arrrrrrrrrr.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1Forrest1.
Why are sports stadiums so chilly?
Too many fans.