A horse walks into a diner. The host says, “Hey!”
The horse says, “You read my mind.”
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Why shouldn’t you play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
Attire.
Have you heard about quiet tennis?
It’s like normal tennis, but without the racket.
Did you hear about the ghost that joined a soccer team?
It wanted to be a ghoulie.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the course?
In case he got a hole in one.
Did you hear about the baseball player who got arrested?
He stole second base.
How did police catch the thief who robbed an Apple store?
There was an iWitness.
Why are sports stadiums so cold?
Too many fans.
