Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I’m still working on it.
I entered ten puns in a contest to see which would win.
No pun in ten did.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that burned down in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
What concert only costs .45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
And the lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Why don’t some fish play piano?
Because you can’t tuna fish.
Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They just don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a musician with problems?
A trebled man.
